The glittering event was hosted by a top entertainment legend who didn't want to be named as his career was going pretty well so far.
The bespectacled young star was presented with the award for outstanding use of advanced techniques to save the need for waste water piping on sinks. The groundbreaking idea was hailed as the first in a major push towards efficiency and an ecological answer to the laying of many wasteful pipes within modern housing estates.
The NHBYGY committee chairman said "we need just this kind of new blood to jazz up our tired and jaded design teams. It's good to know that our futures are in the capable hands of very clever youngsters like Mark"
McConnolly said "I had been relaxing on a Monday morning and trying to think of ways to pay for my Glastonbury ticket when the idea popped into my head. I put down the bong and quickly sketched the design onto the back of an eviction notice". He continued "my next idea which is a closely guarded secret, is to do away with the overflow on baths and have the water going over the edge just like an infinity pool I saw in the pictures of chairman's fourth house in Marbella"
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