Muddy hell

Last week the international mud wrestling community announced that although their major sponsor had pulled out of the world championships they were delighted to welcome Hovis Homes as the replacement. Hovis Homes spokesperson Melanie Sanders said she was delighted to support this growing sport and welcomed the championships to the new build estate. She explained that they had mud in vast quantities all over their estate roads and although there was a rumour that a long time ago somebody told somebody that they'd heard that once upon a time they were supposed to clean the roads up for the existing occupants but it was assumed this was one of those myths your grandparents told you to frighten you to sleep. "I don't know what all the fuss is about from our existing home owners" she said "They get a ringside seat at a world championship for free, what more do they want, bloody ungrateful bunch?"

Melanie was summonsed to a board meeting immediately after her outburst and told in no uncertain terms that her seat on the board was now assured and that they hoped she spent her generous bonus well.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this , well done!