Cheesus crisis

There was shock last week at Pissemoff headquarters as the head of compliance delivered his special report at the extraordinary general meeting arranged following the news that the local cheese firm had gone into administration with little chance of a rescue bid. The engineering director was speechless when it was explained that they had run out of cheese triangles and that it could be some months before supply could be re-established. Most of the currently active sites had been shut down and redundancy notices issued.
Good fortune must be smiling because Herbert Gough, a site foreman working on the 'Greyfield Heights' estate in Melton Mowbray, found a stock of laughing cow triangles in a skip nearby and drove them to the most needy sites immediately. Herbert was given a special award for 'outstanding devotion to duty' and was singled out by the engineering director in a rousing speech -

"You have earned the gratitude of us all at Pissemoff and we are hugely relieved that we can once again check the accuracy of the squareness of our walls, well done Herbert!"

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this , well done!