Based on extensive research, the collective published a form to describe their real world, non-marketing led experiences:
Please tick the box which mostly describes your new home:
*a letter from doctor requesting sectioning required.
**Employees of building companies excluded from vote.
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this, well done!