Home soil

After the Building Research Establishment announced their 'Home Quality Mark' scheme, a collective of existing buyers put together a retrospective scheme to indicate the quality of the homes they had already purchased to illustrate the real quality of current house building.
Based on extensive research, the collective published a form to describe their real world, non-marketing led experiences:

Please tick the box which mostly describes your new home:

Dire
Abysmal
Shit
Really shit
Appalling
Laughable
Depressing
OK*
Fantastic**


*a letter from doctor requesting sectioning required.

**Employees of building companies excluded from vote.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this, well done!