The dream tour

I was lucky enough to find a golden ticket in the post which entitled me to a tour of the newly opened Pissemoff Homes drawing office. How could I resist?
Well I was amazed at the initial presentation given by one of the head honchos who explained that they had invested nearly fifty pounds in new technology to meet the exacting demands of the current housing climate.

Ted Honcho

He said that although it appeared that he knew what was inside this marvel of invention in actual fact it was all a mystery to him and that he'd leave the real wizardry to his firms eager design experts whom he had hoped to introduce to us but they were playing dead lions, so he couldn't.

Anyway, he led us down the corridor past the door marked  'customer service' . Curiosity got the better of me and I opened the door to reveal, well, nothing at all. It was like the Tardis but the other way round. We went past the complaints training room which was filled with telephone handsets attached to the ceiling by bungee cords. The trainees were practicing slamming them down into the phone holders on the desk with loud thuds and crashes -  some of the trainees were shrieking like banshees as they did so - quite extraordinary!

It was then at 07:36 that I woke to the starting of an eco friendly six cylinder 4.4 litre turbo diesel engine of a JCB and the dream ended but the nightmare continues...

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer, reading this , it means it is all made up...but you still feel hurt huh?