Dave & Glitchy

As a result of several unfortunate 'accidents' this year NHBC have announced a new initiative to protect the only inspector still walking. They have expressed concern that, should Dave 'that was a close one' Johnson be injured in another accident then it means that there could be serious delays in arranging this years secret Santa. The organisation have employed special equipment and clothing to carry out the inspections.

Dave 'that was a close one' Johnson on inspection duty

Spokesman Bob Sworth said "we are pleased to announce that Dave Johnson is now fully protected against the probability of poorly installed services and substandard built in equipment. We are having to adjust the suit slightly to account for a previous injury to his prostate where a disgruntled customer actually carried out their threat regarding the damaged pipe, but we're confident that any inspections requiring Dave to bend down beyond his current capability can be carried out remotely with our other new purchase"

Dave, shortly after the pipe debacle kicked off

Bob Sworth explained that the chairman was delighted to bring in the new technology especially when he can control it with his iphone and let his grandchildren sign off the inspection from his Maldives office.

Dave, with his new companion Glitchy

Dave himself explained that he had named his new best mate after his pacemaker which was installed just before his first encounter with a balsa wood lintel (luckily)

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer, reading this , it means it is all made up...but you still feel hurt huh?