⠠⠛⠑⠞ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠋⠥⠉⠅ ⠕⠋⠋ ⠍⠽ ⠇⠁⠝⠙

 

With due deference to Canada's NATO twitter feed, here's is my guide for Pissemoff contractors who need reminding where they can comfortably play cards, shout, swear, smoke, drink, fall asleep and generally behave like they have been for the last few years and where they will wish they had a better barrister than us.

D'ya geddit chaps?