University of course

University of Middlesham

MSc in Modern Estate Construction

 

Course details:

• Deniable promise presentation and delivery
• Post–sales promise backtracking
• Morality erradication*
• Plausible excuse creation
• Hiring of unqualified workers from dubious backgrounds
• Firing of unqualified workers after minimum wage claims
• Arranging senior management meeting in sub-tropical locations
• Sub-standard material sourcing
• Entertaining politicians and planning chiefs
• Donation hiding techniques
• non-potential customer relations
• Making 9/10 scale show home furniture
• Designing 8/10 scale garages
• Spotting gullible clients
• Exploiting client vulnerabilities
• Persuading your teaching and nursing friends that their jobs are rubbish
• How to use Sellotape ® on leaking waterpipes
• How to use Sellotape ® on sparking wires
• How to use Sellotape ® on hissy gas pipes
• How to make the most of the Sellotape ® reps hospitality  
• Using leaf stalks in place of rawlplugs
• Explaining timing slippages as a Quantum effect
• Blaming everything on any god

 *medical intervention may be necessary   

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this, well done!