Report's in

Ok, so my surveyors report, all twelve pages arrived today and I quickly marked the envelope like you do when you're professionals like Mr Callousgreedypig.

I read it from beginning to the bit where it said that the fences/walls are at odds with the Ordinance Survey maps...gulp...this surely means that Pissemoff Homes have a case, doesn't it?
No, not when it is explained that Pissemoff themselves are likely to have provided the original GPS data to Ordinance Survey to update their maps. That's a bit like being in charge of stock checking the vault at the Bank of England and 'accidentally' forgetting to count the two gold bars in your Bob the Builder lunch box...
The survey goes on to say that the fences/walls were clearly in place long before Pissemoff bought the land from the crown. The report presumes that the original GPS coordinates for the boundary which were given to Pissemoff were likely made using GPS trackers which were not particularly accurate and cannot be relied upon to plot the legal boundary. 
When you buy something like land and you invest millions of pounds of poor unfortunate Pissemoff's victims money into building on it, surely you would have the area properly surveyed, not rely on  readings from an Early Learning Centre first GPS starter kit?
I have visions of Mr Callousgreedypig driving round Kingbuncle banging in small Pissemoff flags  each time his car exclaimed in a calm dystopian way "you have reached your destination"
That puzzled look on his face as he gazed at several forlorn flags that lay unused on the back seat of the Jag would have been priceless... 

So what's next? let slip the dogs of war?...no, probably tea and a chat round Mrs Lovelylikemygran's.