Thursday 25 September 2014

Clock up

I've found the reason behind the apparently random timekeeping that Pissemoff Homes appear to keep - the one in their planning permission documents that say they can only start at eight. It came to me in much the same way as it occurred to Archimedes in about 249 BC when he overfilled his bath and flooded his house. As the overflow wasn't connected even though it had been on their house builders snagging list for ten years, it was whilst holding the builder underwater in the bath that the principle of displacement and buoyancy was born - true story.
Having observed the almost domino effect on machines starting up but that this happened at random start times it occurred to me that there was a pattern, but I just couldn't see it.
after several days of careful observation the 'eureka' moment struck - no I didn't drown the developers (that's illegal) no I found their time source:

logging on
This wasn't the complete answer, no this just explains the random starts but not the domino effect.
Again after some careful observation, it clicked. The work experience lad was carrying the timepiece around and showing the operators when it was time to start their engines...aaaaah!

So I sent Mr Callousgreedypig some chocolate to remind him of his legal obligations.


Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer, reading this , it means it is all made up...but you still feel hurt huh?


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