Hundreds of forgotten roads, abandoned at birth by uncaring builders in favour of their slightly more attractive sibling houses are crying out to be adopted by loving councils throughout the land.
Prospective adopters should be kind, forgiving, good with jack hammers and willing to overlook many hideous deformities and permanent damp patches.
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| The orphanage |
Ideally adopters will have gentle spray hoses to help remove the mud and mortar stains, and mobile first aid responders to fix the damage caused by the spraying.
Many of these unwanted roads have spent years without light, with large acne drain covers. Some have no eyes, others no names but at least only a few have lines or marks, it's pitiful.
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| Sleeping rough in cardboard box |
Please do your best at this special time of year and tell your developers to get their sodding roads fit enough to be adopted!
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for
entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility
for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue.
If you are a house developer reading this , well done!
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