Blue badges

I didn't realise that Pissemoff Homes was such a great supporter and employer of disabled people - good on them!
The JCBs were in action today carrying on work on council land as if they'd never been instructed to stop.
I'm surmising that they were verbally told to stop but that their severe deafness prevented them from understanding the orders. Either that or they were told by letter and infact the council had failed to include a Braille version...tsk - shame on you city council!
Anyway I've been in touch with the disability section and they are providing blue badges for all the Pissemoff Homes diggers so they can get priority parking. My only real concern is that the mound/birm/tomb is four feet higher today and am worried that a dumper truck guided by the deaf, dumb and blind foreman might end up in my garden. Still, I'll stick it on Ebay before they know it...

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer, reading this , it means it is all made up...but you still feel hurt huh?