In an ironic twist, Pissemoff executives admitted to having talks with lawyers acting for the defunct match makers Bryant and May with a view to using up the vast stocks of tinder dry match wood which was left after the company foundered in the early nineties.
An unlikely beneficiary of this move was a small British manufacturer of breathing apparatus (Gasper Ltd) who has received a massive order from the Fire Brigade for the anticipated aftermath.
Mr Lewis, in yet another in a series of never ending gaffs, was quoted as saying "We need just this kind of spark of genius to get things really going in UK housing"
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you are a house developer reading this, well done!
Thanks to Paul Sherwood for his inspiration.
They way you write reminds me of my father in law, he has the same sarcastic streak!
ReplyDeleteMe and my husband have a website too: http://www.mykeepmoathell.co.uk
Our site tells it likes it is about trying to buy a house from Keepmoat Homes.
It seems that developers can do what they like especially to the little guy, they have the money and the power. We were threatened with court and police involvement because we published the truth on our site. The had some cheek considering they forged my husband signature on a more lucrative reservation form. - We have the evidence on our site.
Good to see someone else taking matters into their own hands and good luck with your website.